A couple of tidbits

I'll start you off with a quote from Glenn Beck - "Hell, I would have tasered him just for being stupid enough to sit through two hours of John Kerry..."

Ahmadinejad apparently wants to visit ground zero next week when he's here as a guest of the UN. I know this gets your hackles up. It certainly did mine. After mulling it over a little though, it might not be a bad idea. Escort him down into the pit... introduce him to real American construction workers.... police line the pit.... turn their backs to face outward...

Luckily, Pat Dollard reports it ain't happening.

• An advance team for the president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, asked earlier this month that he be allowed to lay a wreath at the World Trade Center site during the opening of the United Nations General Assembly next week, but the request was denied, New York City police officials said today.

I personally don't wish to become racist, but if any of you are wanting to add that personality trait, as with most anything else you learn, you'll need to go right to the #1 guy. Don't mess around with theory, go right to a professional who practices it on a day to day basis. Like Jesse Jackson.

• Jackson sharply criticized presidential hopeful and Illinois Sen. Barack Obama for “acting like he’s white”

Alright, I better go check on the almighty watchdog. Did I point out he's a real pro at watching stuff? He'll let you know if anyone is approaching the house, has entered the yard, is on the lake, is in the street, or even just acting suspicious a couple of blocks down.

Right now he's cowering in the bedroom because, well you know.... there's a fly buzzing around the kitchen...

Guess I'll go kill the fly and see if he redevelops into a boy dog.